This just happened:

• Me: Hello?
• Caller: Is Marguerite there?
• Me: No. I think you have a wrong number.
• Caller: ...oh. Ok.
• Me: *hangs up*
• *20 minutes later*
• Me: Hello?
• Caller: Is Marguerite there?
• Me: No. You already called this number.
• Caller: Are you sure?
• Me: Yeah. Still the wrong number.
• Caller: Are you sure? I got this number from my aunt.
• Me: Well maybe she gave you the wrong number.
• Caller: Are you Ronnie?
• Me: No.
• Caller: *pause* Are you sure?
• Me: Nope.
• Caller: *longer pause.* Positive?
• Me: Yeah, I'm not Ronnie.
• Caller: Then why the fuck are you still on the line with me?
• Me: Cuz I'm bored.
• Caller: *laughs* It's Ronnie, he's just fucking with me!
• Me: Haha! But seriously, you still have the wrong number.
• Caller: Oh...then WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL ON THE LINE WITH ME?
• Me: I don't know. I'll talk to you later. *hangs up*